Second installment of #Alfred Owns
Hahahahahaha oh you
Tracks
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I love listening to drunk people it’s quite entertaining
this is perfect
I think it’s sad too, that people who are prone to panic attacks or more like to feel anxious are labeled as having ‘problems’. If everyone accepted that some people have higher stress levels than others, or find things more difficult than others, I think it would help ease their ‘inner recklessness’.
This
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Reblog/like if you’ve ever
-cut yourself
-burned yourself
-starved yourself
-made yourself throw up
-thought about suicide
-attempted suicide
I’m going to send a message to everyone who reblogs this
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(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
i just want to sit on a cute boy’s lap and feel his boner through my panties (╯_╰)
And by boy, I mean my girlfriend :3